Jemelet

*The knight slowed to a halt underneath the damsel's window* My lady, I am here to save you! *A young woman's head peered down from the window* Save me? I'm sorry you must be confused, I'm saving myself. You took a year to get here and I don't think I want a knight who is so late. *The knight stared up in shock and anger* Well what did you expect?! I'm ridin' a bloody horse! *The woman replied* Well you should have hitch hiked with a truckie or something. You could have at least called! It's rude not to. *The knight rolled his eyes and replied angrier then before* Don't be expecting a call! It the 13th friggin' century! Elect